(Source: farafel)
| police: | THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!! |
| me: | not with that attitude |
I don’t know who taught these people at Del Taco to roll a burrito, but where I come from we roll them tighter and close both ends.
making me rewrap them…
This was s i c k
(Source: xzxcuzx-me, via screwworm)
99.9% of the people on this website are stupid
i am the 1%
dumbass you mean 0.1%
(via thewhitequeenofafrica)